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Ben.

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A guy you can have sex with.

He'll Ben(d) you ova.

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ME!

Hey! It's me Ben from Tinder or Bumble. I figured it would be easier to just send you to this website rather than have meaningless conversation and waste your time. Click the button below to find out if I am a good fit.

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ShoulD I have sex with Ben??

Well, that's a fine question you ask.

1. Must like hard bass music

2. Do you like angry bird curtains?

3. Must have an innate longing for a Prius.

4. How you use it must matter more than size.

5. That's all for now. Please have sex. 

6. Fuck you Dave. I (usually) did great at my job. Now I'm both unemployed and horny.

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